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I have never liked Charlie Sheen. He's a terrible actor who seems completely out of place in his often miserable films. For most of his career, he was a smug charisma void, and until Two and a Half Men, his comedic timing was as off as your average politician. The only thing worse than the string of vapid (literal) whores he has cohabited with and his tendency to assault them on coke-fueled rampages is the fact that he keeps siring offspring to watch it all go down. The world would be a better place if Chuck Lorre had been smart enough to hire Emilio Estevez instead of helping Sheen finance the Sober Valley Lodge Porn Star Harem.
That said, watching Charlie Sheen's winning streak of late has been like mainlining id at a flow rate of 140 liters of psychosauce per picosecond. Like the rest of the internet, Comics Alliance is in love with The Warlock, and solicited Let's Be Friends Again web cartoonists Chris Haley and Curt Franklin to step into the octagon by creating images of fourteen super-heroes in an interview setting offering direct Charlie Sheen quotes. If you haven't been following this insanity, you may think that liberties were taken, but I swear that these are verbatim. Check out the whole collection (compiling two sets) to date here.
Let me add that as much as I appreciate the reference to Aladdin Sane, I got the biggest kick out of the old school pie belt buckle.